No, Thanks

Uh-Oh. I Think I’ve Burned
the Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie

Too late to start a new one now. I thought I’d followed the directions of the recipe. Taste is what matters, right? Not really. It looks good in the picture but the real thing is considerably darker. What a fiasco. I should’ve known better but not even a Beatles song will help me now.
I’ll tell them it fell on the floor. No, gas power was shut off on my block. Maybe I’ll Trump them: ‘I never said I was bringing a pie.’ I could pick one up at the corner deli but what if they’re all gone? No, I’ll say I gave it away to a Soup Kitchen. That’ll make me look real good.
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* A Nation of Thanks
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* Meatless Time

9 thoughts on “No, Thanks

  1. kutukamus says:

    Sounds like plan
    What once just burned pumpkin pie
    Now some noble food 🙂


  2. unclerave says:

    I would’ve gone with the noble fib, Wes! — YUR

    Liked by 1 person

  3. tmezpoetry says:

    Awww lol. Still the thought that counts (at least making others feel better on wordpress for similar experiences). Happy Thanksgiving 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dina says:

    😉 sorry for chuckling as I write,
    Happy Thanksgiving!
    Warm greetings to you and yours,
    The Fab Four of Cley,
    Dina x

    Liked by 1 person

    • Colltales says:

      Happy Thanksgiving to you all too, Dina, and wish me luck for my party to forgive me. If the pie really burned, that is. (If it’s not too chewy, we may be able to do something with it; maybe use as a filling of some kind…) I need to come up with a Plan B pronto, it’s almost time to head there. Cheers

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