Of Shampoo Labels, a Dirty Cleaning
Hoax & Trenton Toilet Paper Shortage

First of all, a useful housekeeping announcement: we have no interest on what anybody does in the bathroom. So if you’re sporting a salacious disposition this morning, or think you’ve spotted a plumbing-inspired fetish hidden behind the headline of this post, you may need to head back to Google, and see if you can find your own kind. As you go, we feel like washing our hands. So where were we? Oh, yes.
In what some reports are so pleased with themselves for calling it a ‘grime wave,’ the news about Tide detergent being increasingly stolen from supermarkets across the land, supposedly to be sold in the black market, remain unconfirmed at this time and may as well be a hoax. What’s no joke is what you’ve been washing your hair with these days, or spending cuts in New Jersey, a dirty business indeed.
Somehow, we’re not surprised. Neither the fact that hair and other cosmetics are increasingly loaded with all sorts of chemicals usually not listed on their labels, nor the possibility that people may be stealing laundry detergent, or fabric softener or toilet paper really impress us. After all, Continue reading →