Obscure Blogger Breaks
Silence About World Cup
Many readers – ok, three – have asked about Colltales’ lack of World Cup coverage this year. Flattered that they even care to ask, I can only offer that I’m a lazy bone by nature. Deep down though I could come up with a corollary of excuses to justify my apathy.
Like, this team doesn’t make my heart beat faster (a lie); it doesn’t hold a candle to past Brazilian soccer players (that’s actually relative); their win will boost a terrible government (it always does). The reality, however, is that when they step on the pitch, I lose my mind.
I’m sorry that Germany is out, after what they did to the game, and to us, four years ago in Brazil. Their fine display of football had the rare quality of matching their generosity off the grass. The community that hosted them won’t forget their dignity, and donations, for long.
Also, despite my little faith, I’d hoped for a rematch of their 2014 7×1 thrashing of the home team. The upside for Brazilians, though, is that their premature exit represented a big relief: Brazil’s unmatched five-times world title record will remain unchallenged for another four years.
Apart from them, all teams expected to get this far, have made it into the round-robin stage. On its twisted way, the cup is a predictable affair. Past champions Argentina, England, France, Spain, and Uruguay are still pretty much alive, at least until next week. Can’t wait.
THE TEAMS, THE GAME & EVERYTHING
By far, everybody’s sentimental favorite seems to be Mexico, this time around – albeit there’s a place in my heart for Japan too. They’ve been playing with gusto, and Sweden aside, are hot for a first title. Plus, they play next, and are always reeling to beat, Brazil. You’re on.
Up to now, the best game was the early thriller Portugal 3×3 Spain. And Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo has the edge over Argentine Messi and Brazilian Neymar as MVP. That can change but it’s unlikely. It may not be feasible but a Portugal versus Mexico final would be great.
Speaking of coverage, the media has been predictably biased and disappointingly sparse. News organizations, which have spend lots of ink demonizing Russia, seem set on not showing the country’s so-called human side, as it’s customary in this sort of world class sports event.
THE MYSTIQUE OF THE YELLOW JERSEYS
Disgusting displays of hate and racism happened too, but none from host Russians. Scenes of ugly sex abuse of female fans and reporters, burning of country flags, and xenophobic celebrations went viral and caused the appropriate repulse around the world.
But I daydream, sort of. Despite FIFA’s ingrained corruption, referee mistakes, fake injuries, and some boring games, the cup always manages to thrill those, like me, helplessly hooked on its appeal. My, I even consider those world titles my own personal achievements.
I grew up with Pelé, Garrincha, Gerson, Rivelino, Jairzinho, Sócrates, Zico, Falcão, Renato Portalupi, Careca, Romário, Roberto Carlos, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho Gaúcho, Kaká, – and now, the pickings become slim – Marcelo, Dani Alves, and, fine, Neymar, and Coutinho.
I can’t help it, I’m lucky that way and yes, you may hate me for it. So when friends say they’re rooting against Brazil, I tell them (more)
* Grace Under Rain
* Out of This World (Cup)
* Cold Cups II
that it’s fine, but that Futebol Bonito apologist who lives inside me won’t have any of that. I’ll curse the team, sure, but I’ll also scream to complete aphonia.
A PURSUIT OF GLORY BY WAY OF THE BALL
To utter the ‘may the best win’ platitude would be below (or above) our M.O. Screw that, I do want Brazil to win. But it’s unlike, so let’s have it for those showing heart and skill and going the extra corner to beat the odds. Let’s have someone new, this time. Too bad it can’t be an African.
I don’t believe I’ll see another Brazilian championship in my lifetime, but I’ll be grateful all the same if neither I watch another fiasco, thank you very much. For as much as I think those titles belong to me, when they lose, I’m also thoroughly convinced that it was my fault.
That’s what I get for not having ever mastered the game, but being always picky, and at times, reckless, judging effort. For advocating for human rights, and supporting a game whose system is stuck in slavery. For having done absolutely nothing to be called a champion.
Now that I dated myself, and did exactly what it’s not advisable to do – volunteering misguided and unrequited analysis – I’ve had my saying. Enjoy the silliness and absurd of the World Cup, for you’ll miss when all the noise fades away. And go Brazil, I guess.